HUMOR AND SATIRE

Jul 25 09:34

Operation Security Bottom

But the Palestinians were naïve if they, even for one second, believed that the Jewish Genius was going to be intimidated by this new form of Islamo-Tunnelism. The Israeli defense ministry was quick to gather some ideas. Earlier this week it presented the cabinet with a few operative solutions.

Sarah Toddler, the secretary of the Kindergarten Teachers Union (KTU) and the author of the worldwide progressive best seller Poopoo-Kaka-Weewee-Pipi was amongst the first experts to be invited to the meeting. The experienced early-age educator suggested to wrap Israel’s bottom with a nappie (diaper). “Such a solution’, she said, “would provide us with security but also a sense of relative comfort.” Minister Naftali Bennett, famous for his hard-core nationalist inclinations was very supportive, he argued that such an idea, wrapping the Jewish State with a diaper may even “fuel Zionism with a sense of new begging.”

Jul 25 07:31

US Intel releases footage of Vladimir Putin climbing down Brooklyn Bridge after flag placement

Jul 23 16:23

Ray Stevens - Come to the USA

Jul 23 11:27

MH17 US B.S. [CARTOON]

Jul 23 11:20

VIDEO : Jon Stewart Learns What Happens When You Criticize Israel

On Monday night’s “Daily Show,” just about the entire roster of correspondents popped up to scream at him any time he uttered the word “Israel.”

Jul 23 10:41

POLL: Darth Vader More Popular Than ALL 2016 Candidates

None of the 2016 hopefuls is polling higher than Darth Vader. You'll recall that Vader chopped off his son's arm and blew up an entire planet, but evidently in the eyes of the American public these are minor sins compared to Benghazi, Bridgegate and Gov. Rick Perry's hipster glasses. These numbers suggest that if "Star Wars" were real and Darth Vader decided to enter the 2016 presidential race, he'd be the immediate front-runner.

Jul 23 07:55

John Oliver: We’re happy to ignore it because it’s so easy not to care about prisoners

The US has over two million people in prison or jail, which is nearly one in every one hundred adults. In case its unclear to you how utterly screwed up that is, think about the fact that we actually incarcerate more people than China. Draconian drug laws, mandatory minimums and plain old racism all play a role in this crisis., but there seems to be little political will behind doing anything about it. John Oliver gave an excellent summary of the issue on Last Week Tonight.

Jul 21 15:06

City Block Evacuated After Police Forget Fake Training Bomb On Metro Bus

According to Q13FOX News, DB Gates of the King County Sheriff’s Office said that “it appears they must not have double checked that all the fake devices were off the bus before putting it back in service.”

Jul 21 13:43

MORE GAZA SPOOFS

Jul 21 11:45

#GazaUnderFire ~~ SPOOFS

Images ‘Copyleft’ by Carlos Latuff

Jul 20 05:53

I'm sorry! Charlie the guilty dog showers crying baby with gifts to apologize for stealing her toy

A video of an adorable pet that has quickly become the 'must watch' clip of the week has proved that dogs really aren't that much different to humans.

The cute beagle, named Charlie, initially disrupts the little girl by taking away one of the toys in her rocker.

After the baby, named Laura, begins to cry, the dog attempts to compensate by bringing over some other toys.

A good news story that is highly amusing

Jul 17 17:51

This girl’s cop prank failed, good thing her cameraman knew how to flex his rights

SELF-PROCLAIMED MODEL, ACTRESS, AND PRANKSTER, MELISSA FLENTZERIS SETUP HER LATEST PRANK LAST WEEK, THIS TIME ON COPS

Jul 17 12:24

Pharmaceutical Drug Commercial

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Jul 17 11:17

PROOF THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE SMART TO HAVE A SMART PHONE

Jul 16 13:31

Fuck the Jews - Doug Stanhope

Jul 16 10:58

SPOOF OF THE TWO WORLD CUPS

Jul 16 10:58

JON STEWART’S SPOOF ON THE ‘BOMB BETTER WAR’

“A massive protest scheduled for July 18 and 19 across the United States is aimed at stopping the influx of Central American children flooding across the border, and more than a dozen smaller community protests already have played roles in stopping the children from being brought there.

Citizens in Westminster, Maryland; Oracle, Arizona; Vassar, Michigan; Greece, New York, and many other places have blocked the importation of illegal aliens into their communities through public protests, letters and official resolutions from elected leaders.”

Jul 15 11:59

TODAY’S GAZA SPOOF

Bibi and Abbas love to watch the horror show together

Jul 15 00:45

What is Drip and how, precisely, will it help the government ruin your life? The Data Retention and Investigatory Powers bill is the most tedious outrage ever, right down to the dreary acronym

But nonetheless, a close, careful examination of the Drip bill's various clauses and sub-clauses reveals alarming consequences for the average Joe, namely these:

? You'll have to shout all your Google searches aloud while you type them.

Under the bill, any citizen conducting a Google search will be required to simultaneously bellow every word they type at the top of their voice, loud enough for the neighbours to hear. Any neighbour who supplies the authorities with information leading to a conviction automatically wins an iPad Air. It's the cheapest, most comprehensive mass surveillance system ever designed.

? Every child born after August 2014 will, at birth, have one of its parents replaced by an undercover police officer.

Jul 14 07:53

A Finger in My Soup

Joseph spoke up: "How did the finger get in his soup?"

"The cooks must have put it there," said the manager.

"And are you going to do anything about it?" I yelled.

"Well," he replied, calmly, but a bit as if I were the one who'd done something wrong, "if the cooks put it there, they had a reason. I support the cooks, don't you?"

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Read this all the way through.

Jul 11 07:43

Feds Investigate “Racist” Depiction of Obama as a Zombie

Making fun of the president is now considered a domestic threat requiring DOJ intervention!

Jul 10 13:03

Filter On The Roof!

Following the IDF difficulties in defeating Hamas’s ballistic warfare, the Israeli Government is now urgently searching for contractors with some advanced experience in large scale reinforced concrete constructions. The mission ahead is the building of a solid concrete roof over the entire Jewish State. PM Netanyahu is determined that the only way to defend Israel’s populated area is to cover the Jewish State with a thick layer of iron and cement.

Jul 10 08:52

Petition: Let’s Put Up “Unaccompanied” Illegals at White House

In response to inaction by the Obama administration and the federal government to confront the tidal wave of illegal immigrants streaming over the border into Texas, Alex Jones and Infowars have posted a petition on the “We the People” page at the White House.

We demand Obama and Congress take responsibility for the unprecedented influx of so-called “unaccompanied minors” streaming across the border. Specifically, since there is no practical way at this point to prevent thousands of people daily from illegally crossing into the United States – short of militarizing the southern border – we demand Obama and Congress house the immigrants in Washington DC.

Jul 07 10:04

July 4th parade float depicting Obama presidential library as outhouse draws cheers, controversy

A Fourth of July parade float that depicted a figure standing outside an outhouse labeled the “Obama Presidential Library” has created a stir on social media and is also receiving criticism in Norfolk, Nebraska.

Jul 07 09:15

July 4: Obama drone-strikes George Washington’s grave, posthumously declares him ‘domestic terrorist’

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(Satire): President Obama announced at a White House Rose Garden press conference today that he ordered George Washington’s tomb destroyed by drone-strike because Washington was America’s first domestic terrorist, and an important symbol for today’s potential domestic terrorism from Americans. Press conference excerpts:

President Obama: At the stroke of midnight ending July 4th, a US Air Force Reaper drone destroyed the remains of America’s first domestic terrorist: George Washington. Let me put this latest action to defend America’s freedoms in context:

Jul 04 11:29

Freedom: Summed Up In One Image

Jul 04 07:41

Lewis Black On America

Jul 04 06:42

UNCLE SAMta Kickstarter Promo

Jun 30 09:16

LATUFF’S LATEST INTERNATIONAL SPOOFS

Jun 30 06:41

FOOD FOR THOUGHT BY JUNIUS P. LONG

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally ...you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

Jun 27 08:17

POOR OL” HILLARY – CLINTONS DEAD BROKE [CARTOONS]

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Slow load, but worth the wait!

Jun 19 08:15

Baghdad Bobama

Jun 18 09:49

A Brief History of Iraq for Westerners

Because the Arabs were too backward to be allowed to govern themselves, or even to contemplate creating a world war, and because tribes and ethnicities and religions never really garner much loyalty or support that can't be wiped away with a good cup of tea or a few clouds of poison gas, and because the French were too dumb to know where the oil was, it became necessary for the British to install an Iraqi leader who wasn't Iraqi, through a democratic election with one candidate running.

Jun 18 07:30

US Foreign Policy In 1 Handy Flow Chart

Jun 18 06:05

It’s illegal to expose anything the government is doing illegally [CARTOON]

Jun 17 05:54

What are the biggest misconceptions about Hawaii?

That is okay to make fun of a 300-pound Samoan man that wears a flower in their hair. It is not. Don't find out the hard way.

Jun 16 08:42

IRAQ: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED??? [CARTOONS]

Jun 08 05:57

Martin Rowson on D-day and the European Union - cartoon

Jun 05 09:06

SAVING THE NEUTRALITY OF THE WEB

After slamming new rules that threaten net neutrality, the comedian’s fans flooded the public comment section of the FCC

Jun 04 12:04

Barack Obama’s Unfortunate New Movie

Apr 05 11:09

Porn Stars Allie Haze, Chastity Lane Call For Mass Wank-Off Against Santorum: VIDEO

Sorry couldn't resist this one!

Porn stars Allie Haze (of Star Wars XXX fame) and Chastity Lane are asking good Americans everywhere to, um, reach down and touch themselves to oppose the presidential hopes of one Rick Santorum.

Sep 08 14:43

FBI Admits to Tracking/Tracing/Databasing Ordinary Tourists Forever (and a Day)

FBI Admits to Tracking/Tracing/Databasing Ordinary Tourists Forever (and a Day)
SoCal Martial Law Alerts
September 7, 2009

"If somebody is filming a power plant facility on the East Coast ... no big deal," said Michael Heimbach, assistant director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation's (FBI) Counterterrorism Division. But if "the same individuals, or a car used by the individuals, shows up at the Hoover Dam. Now we’re saying, ‘Okay, what’s going on here?’"

Um. What's going on here?

I hate to break the news to you, Mr. Heimbach, but what you describe would be called a:

Road Trip

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