HUMOR AND SATIRE

Apr 16 05:16

BREAKING NEWS : TTIP a major change in EU/US relations

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Apr 16 04:10

Bad Hair Day? North Korean Officials Visit London Hair Salon Over Kim Jong-un Poster In The Window

M&M Hair Academy in South Ealing London put a poster of Kim Jong-un in the window of their hair salon after reading that all North Korean students had to have the same hairstyle as their leader.

Apr 15 12:06

US Senate obstructionist leader Harry Reid: Never underestimate a politician’s political spin

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Senator Harry Reid’s great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory:

Apr 15 09:19

Sexbots Get A Step Closer

Citizen Quasar posted a discussion

I am a single heterosexual man. I have trouble getting along with women. Therefore I look forward to when robots are human like so I can buy one. My female sexbot will have to come with a MUTE

Apr 13 14:16

Officials: Florida Woman Just Attacked by One Bear, Not Five

Things are so bad in the US that black bears are gangin up on people takin out the trash. I gauruntee you that that one bear they got dead to rights will snitch out the other 4!

The woman, identified as Terri Frana, a had left her garage door open, officials with the state's Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) told the station.

When she returned to take out the trash five bears attacked and dragged her outside, the station first reported.

But the FWC later changed the bear tale:

"Early media reports that Ms. Frana was attacked by several bears are inaccurate," said wildlife commission spokesman Greg Workman. "There were several bears observed near the area, but one bear is responsible for her injuries."

Apr 12 15:43

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone.

It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

Apr 10 20:15

Bureau of Land Management plots to steal the Bundy Ranch

Apr 10 11:59

Obama administration wins Jefferson Muzzle award for restricting free press

The United States Department of Justice and the White House Press Office are this year’s top winners of a dubious award extended to those considered to be “responsible for some of the more egregious or ridiculous affronts to First Amendment principles.”

On Wednesday this week, the Thomas Jefferson Center for the Protection of Free Expression announced that the US Justice Dept. had topped this year’s list of “Jefferson Muzzle” recipients, an award handed out every April since 1992 “as a means to draw national attention to abridgments of free speech and press and, at the same time, foster an appreciation for those tenets of the First Amendment.”

Apr 09 11:33

Vatican hires hawk to protect Pope's doves: report

Who protects the doves from the protectors?

The eagle-eyed bird of prey named "Sylvia", who was specially trained for the task in northern Italy, has been taken on by the Swiss Guards according to a report in Credere, which will be published Thursday.

It is hoped the Harris Hawk, with a wingspan of 120 centimetres, will scare off predators looking to make a quick meal of a holy dove.

Apr 09 07:10

Say "No" to Eric Holder's Gun-Tracking Bracelets, "Yes" to Psychopath-Detecting Headbands!

Attorney General Eric Holder, who has openly advocated brainwashing people to think differently about guns, and is currently in Contempt of Congress for withholding documents related to the Fast and Furious gun-running scandal, is on the warpath once again to infringe on the natural law right enumerated in the Second Amendment to bare firearms.

Apr 07 08:53

What’s wrong with Zen?

Nothing is wrong with Zen, except the people who practice it.

Apr 06 09:37

Here's what happens when an alligator tries to eat an electric eel, and gets stunned with HUNDREDS of volts of electricity

This is what happens when you bite off more than you can chew! An object lesson from Mother Nature!

An unlucky alligator had his last meal when he decided to bite into an electric eel.The eel flops on the muddy banks of an unidentified waterway as the alligator eyes its prey.
Its appetite aroused, the gator finally snaps its jaws over the slithery eel, only to be stunned.

Apr 06 09:26

Stolichnaya Vodka Bans Obama, Kerry and McCain From Drinking Its Product

First, McDonalds announced that it was removing their restaurants from Crimea due to tensions between the U.S. and Russia causing Moscow to fire back and suggest the removal of the fast food chain. A few days back, a Mexican fast food establishment banned Vladimir Putin from its restaurant. Now, in a move seen by many insiders/specialists/idiots, Stolichnaya vodka has retaliated against the president of the U.S, Barack Obama.

Apr 04 09:13

America, Show Us Your Guns!

A society that packs,is a polite society! Sarah Brady's worst nightmare!

Apr 04 06:59

'Get your arse out, mate': we turn the tables on everyday sexism – video - Guardian

Many women describe sexism as a part of 'normal' life. Here Leah Green goes undercover in London to see how unsuspecting men react to sexist situations often experienced by women – but this time perpetrated by a female.

**Video at source. The expressions are priceless.

Apr 03 19:39

Alcoholic court stenographer repeatedly types “I hate my job” instead of transcribing cases

Daniel Kochanski, an alcoholic Manhattan court stenographer went rouge recently and transcribed multiple court cases by typing in gibberish, including the phrase “I hate my job” .

Apr 03 14:20

Mike Thompson: The Supreme Court puts America up for sale

Apr 01 14:15

Obama Just Took A Big Obamacare Victory Lap

Two chuckles maybe!

In a statement from the White House Rose Garden on Tuesday afternoon, President Barack Obama took a victory lap on the end of the first open enrollment period under the Affordable Care Act.

Apr 01 14:11

Florida House Candidate Defends His 'Hobby Activities', Sends Out This Picture Of Himself In A Costume

Do you need a laugh? Are you a DC Comics fan?

Republican Florida congressional candidate Jake Rush issued a statement Tuesday defending his "hobby activities" after SaintPetersBlog published a story detailing what it described as his "bizarre double life" as a live-action role player. In his statement, Rush characterized his participation in role-playing games featuring vampires and werewolves as part of a lifelong interest in "gaming and theater."

Mar 31 15:42

The Ultimate Ethnic Joke

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a
Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian
and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak,
an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander,
a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a
Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a
Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a
Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a
Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli,
a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a
Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a
Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a
Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an
Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a

Mar 31 08:04

SNL Skit on Celebrities Pimping Out Obamacare

Last weekend, Saturday Night Live opened with a skit that made fun of the Obamacare administration's efforts to promote the ACA via social networking.

(VIDEO)

Mar 30 10:36

4.8 earthquake rocks US Yellowstone National Park

Just great! Thar She Blows!

A 4.8 magnitude quake rocked Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming near the border with Montana, the US Geological Survey said. There were several aftershocks with a magnitude over 3.

The earthquake occurred 37 kilometers northeast of West Yellowstone, Montana at 6:34 am local time (1234 GMT) Sunday.

Mar 30 07:43

9 Year Old Burning Up A Bass Bigger Than He Is

Not really "humor" but it will make you laugh in disbelief!

Mar 30 00:13

SNL Mocks Obama’s Attempts to Reach Young Americans by Showing Him Kissing Justin Bieber

The government’s use of viral internet trends to spark signups to Obamacare hasn’t gone unnoticed by Saturday Night Live.

The late night sketch show depicted the president, played by Jay Pharoah, taking part in a series of staged photo shoots with internet celebrities and other famous people, including Justin Beiber.

Mar 29 15:33

Exclusive: Man found guilty of electronic cigarette law that does not exist

You've just entered the......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y

On March 20, 2014, I brought you a story about the first man to ever get a ticket in the United States for using an electronic cigarette while driving. Today (Mar. 22), I had the opportunity to sit down and speak with the accused man, Jason Dewing, via a telephone conversation to get further information on the incident.

Mar 28 09:51

LATUFF’S LATEST BDS SPOOF

Mar 27 11:02

Russian President Vladimir Putin includes ‘grenade throwing’ in reinstated Stalinist fitness program

Classic disinfo piece. Throwin grenades.Stalinist! Give me a break. USA taught me how to throw grenades,got an expert badge. No mention of Joe Stalin though!

Russian President Vladimir Putin announced Monday he wants to raise fitness in his country and so has reinstated a 1930’s Stalinist training program that includes swimming, running and, yes, grenade throwing.

Mar 27 10:58

Nuke Industry Fail

...(Fukushima Prefecture pledges 100% reliance on renewable energy resources by 2040).

Includes a "leaked industry document" detailing the "CRM3! Skillset," training in which is a requirement for virtually all upper level workers, and in fact for the majority in Japan:

...where Lessons are Learned, this boom in renewables will be seen as having been due to a failure of basic industry procedure with respect to the information environment, the so-called "Strategic Hypotheses Affecting the Media Environment." I am referring, of course, to the Communication, Risk, and Management 3, or CRM3! (often mistakenly thought of by the untrained layperson simply as environmental crimes).

Original, delightfully wicked op-ed.

Mar 27 10:38

HITCHCOCK’S REMAKE OF ‘THE BIRDS’ ~~ TWEETING IN TURKEY

Mar 26 22:20

Watchdog to Check Omsk Cheese Factory Over Naked Milk Vat Romp

Where's the women!

If you plan to buy stringed-cheese the next time you go to the supermarket, you may want to check that it wasn't made in Omsk.

Russia's consumer watchdog said that it will inspect an unidentified dairy factory in the Siberian city after photographs of staff members frolicking in a vat of milk used for making cheese appeared Tuesday on a popular social network site, Superomsk.ru information portal reported Wednesday.

Mar 26 22:18

Movie Star Seagal Backs Russia's Actions in Crimea

Alright! Your really in trouble now boys!

American action movie star Steven Seagal has given state-run newspaper Rossiskaya Gazeta a whopping 2,000 word interview in which he expressed support for Russia's actions in Crimea.

In the interview on the set of a movie he is shooting in Romania, Seagal said President Vladimir Putin's "desire to protect the Russian-speaking people of Crimea, his assets, and the Russian Black Sea military base in Sevastopol … is very reasonable."

Criticizing the "idiotic" U.S. policy on Ukraine, Seagal said the American media coverage of the crisis was promoting the agenda of U.S. President Barack Obama.

Mar 24 16:52

Bugger The Bankers THE OFFICIAL VIDEO

Mar 23 10:22

LATUFF MAKES FRONT PAGE IN TURKISH PRESS WITH HIS TWITTER TOON

Mar 23 10:19

Harry Chapin - Copper

Mar 22 13:44

TIMELY TOONS — KILLING TWITTER WAS A DUMB MOVE IN TURKEY

Mar 21 06:47

President Laughingstock

Russian mockery of President Obama has taken a bizarre turn. The newly elected Prime Minister of Crimea, Sergey Aksyonov, has tweeted (in Russian) a photoshopped image of Barack Obama in a Russian military uniform, implying that our president’s behavior can be explained by his purported status as a deep cover Russian agent.

Mar 19 08:02

U.S. Freezes Putin’s Netflix Account

Mar 17 12:04

SPOOF ON ERDOGAN; THE CORRUPT SULTAN OF TURKEY

Mar 15 17:27

Craigslist - Slightly used Boeing 777 for sale.

Mar 06 11:16

The Shocking Brutality of Putin's Invasion of Crimea(satire)

Mar 05 15:02

Little Rascals Unseen episode

Mar 05 12:32

UKRAINIAN SPOOFS OF THE DAY

Mar 05 06:40

Tom Lehrer - So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Dedicated to the United States Government, whose latest attempt at regime change may well blow up in all of our faces!

Mar 04 10:37

HILARIOUS: This is what Putin’s iPhone looks like right now…

Mar 03 09:42

Obama and his Cabinet decide about Ukraine

Apr 05 11:09

Porn Stars Allie Haze, Chastity Lane Call For Mass Wank-Off Against Santorum: VIDEO

Sorry couldn't resist this one!

Porn stars Allie Haze (of Star Wars XXX fame) and Chastity Lane are asking good Americans everywhere to, um, reach down and touch themselves to oppose the presidential hopes of one Rick Santorum.

Sep 08 14:43

FBI Admits to Tracking/Tracing/Databasing Ordinary Tourists Forever (and a Day)

FBI Admits to Tracking/Tracing/Databasing Ordinary Tourists Forever (and a Day)
SoCal Martial Law Alerts
September 7, 2009

"If somebody is filming a power plant facility on the East Coast ... no big deal," said Michael Heimbach, assistant director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation's (FBI) Counterterrorism Division. But if "the same individuals, or a car used by the individuals, shows up at the Hoover Dam. Now we’re saying, ‘Okay, what’s going on here?’"

Um. What's going on here?

I hate to break the news to you, Mr. Heimbach, but what you describe would be called a:

Road Trip

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